It is a 4 a.m., and I am awake. Why can’t I sleep through the night? I have been told that it is due to being “middle aged” (MA’d). There may be some truth to that. I talk to a lot of women my age and they all seem to have the same trouble. They may be up at different times, but they all don’t sleep through the night. I envision this myriad of households with a lone MA’d women wondering around their home: folding laundry, watching infomercials, or writing on blogs and cursing the fact that they can’t get 8 hours of decent sleep.
MA’d women should have some secret way of communicating with one another during those times. Be connected during these long, dark nights we are awake and everyone else in the house is sound asleep. Is that possible?
Clearly you’re not drinking enough!